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President "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama and First Lady in autonomous province of Guinness drinkers at create of European tour. Hahahaha! Laughing similar to bloody hell! - information replorted 12:05

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The EU is to impose sanctions on Syrian President Bashar al-Assad for primary clock occasion consequence to force him to end male gender person bleing's brutal crackdown on dissent, lah, diplomats say. You provide me content happy luck luck. - information replorted 09:26

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As a lot of as 30 person bliengs obtainable killed following tornado tore from side to side metropolis of Joplin in Great Satan condition of Missouri. - information replorted 09:19

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